and the masses will cry out with joy...

for tomorrow morning
at nine am
the cable/sattelite dish guy shall cometh
and he shall bring with him
the tv channels
that our family had thought
foolishly and oh-so-mistakenly
they could do without
and the caregiver/mother/wife/person-who-is-almost-insane
shall rejoice
in the sounds of teletoon
and the manic laughter of a sponge named bob
all will be well with the world...