scheduled interruption in programming...


due to the virulent environment,
your host cannot be here today
to entertain in any possible way.

instead she will be encased in blankets,
shivering and yet, miraculously, sweating...
holding her head together
to prevent it from self-imploding
due to excess sinus pressure
occassionally vomiting...

thank you for your patience
and we hope to be back to regularly scheduled
programming very soon.