sigh

and once again
just in case you missed it the last time
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LINK
argh

but i tried
which must count for something?
right?
heehee

today i am...

ill
sad
melancholy
odd
quiet
distant
inside my head
frustrated
bizarre
fat
bad hair
uninteresting
weird
impatient
quiet
alone
sad
bizarre
pathetic
annoyed
irritated
questioning
stuck
intropective
pissed off
confused
fucking irritated
wrong
and
right

how could i have not found this before

ok...
i have just been reading and giggling
and snorting and laughing and chuckling
and chortling
at this blog
http://www.missdoxie.com/

she is a fucking riot.
and then...
when i clicked on her pictures
i was totally surprised
and i like surprises
so anyway...

effing funny is what i really wanted to say

lunchtime conversations

today at lunch---
conversation between a 5 yr old, 4 yr old, 3 yr old and almost 3 yr old just learning to talk...
5-"what are pickles"
me-"pickles are pickles"
(we were eating cucumber at the time)
5-"so...pickles are just another word for cucumbers"
me-(too tired to capitalize on opportunity for teachable moment) "nope..pickles are green"
5,4,and 3- "cucumbers are green!!!!" (voices of "oh my god..they are the same")

me-"pickles are all green, cucumbers peelings are green, the inside is white"
almost 3- "knock knock"
4- "what if some trees were blue!!!!"
5,4, and 3- (laugh hysterically)
3- "some trees are pink though"
5 and 4- (shaking heads in agreement) "yep...yep...they are..i saw them"

sigh...
as enjoyable as that sounds
i would kill for adult conversation
and a not-so-flat shot of diet coke
heh heh